In Martellus Bennett’s defense, every end of the pool is shallow after Jason Whitlock does a cannonball.

And then I’m gonna go up to my fourth-floor apartment and continue to do whatever the hell it is I want to do.

So he used a permanent marker on his whiteboard?

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

Ri Ri brought back the dab. You seent it here folks

I don’t care about KD. I don’t care about Rihanna. Jeff Van Gundy, though? That man is a goddamn delight.

Darryl Strawberry reacted this way when he had a semi-colon.

No, it wasn’t KG who gave him that moniker.  He had that nickname while he was at LSU.

You’re a fucking bum who’s been given the world.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

Gotta love #2 coming in with a sucker punch. On a referee.

ESPN once stood for

Guessing you’ve never heard of Carl Lindros. Or Press Maravich for that matter. What Lavar is doing is nothing new...and just like Carl Lindros, Press Maravich, Tony Rasmus, Jeff Johnson, and countless other “sports dads” have found out, that style almost universally fails. Eric Lindros is arguably the most…

Such a person exists. His name is Marv Marinovich. It didn’t end up going so well for him either and was even worse for his kid.

Gawker is recently deceased because they pissed off a billionaire in a country where lawsuit roulette is permitted to suppress speech and destroy speakers. So no, I don’t ‘see how that works.’ Nor do I see how Deadspin can be blamed for covering a teenager who is surrounded by a publicity-making machine that is the…

I can’t help but wonder how Lavar Ball might be seen differently if he were white and his kids played a sport in which they were less visible, like say, baseball. Would he be perceived in a more favorable light by the mostly white press that questions his character at every turn? 

I think that if a parent who keeps proclaiming how greatly his children are potty trained has one child who brazenly wishes to repeatedly eat cold white grapes and have a black coffee for breakfast shits his pants, it is worth letting people know. Race is irrelevant - soil yourself humbly.

Lavar Ball is a douchebag that is hoping to make money off of his kid’s success, mainly because he failed at doing it himself.

I would like to humbly suggest that “pushing one’s kids to excel” and “deciding before they are born that they must fulfill your own thwarted ambitions and micromanaging their lives toward that goal from birth onward” are not the same thing but are in fact quite different things.