God? Is that you?

Yea, why should one city catch all the breaks?

He requested a pizza delivery at 10:37 and started bitching that it hadn’t arrived yet at 11:11? God, what a whiny little snowflake.

That’s the kind of call you see in a little league game right after the umpire comes back from an intensive weekend-long training course and wants to prove to everyone he knows all the rules now. Horrible.

I used to go on r/NBA a lot a while back, and this post from like 2 years ago is still the best thing that’s ever happened there. I wish I trusted anything as much as delusional Sixers fans trust the process.

I mean, that is total fucking bullshit. First of all, why is it incumbent on the batter to get out of the way. Don’t throw at the batter! Second of all, it looked like he was keyed in, ready to swing, and then when he saw the ball was coming for him, it was too late.

“fun on PTI”

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

defensive players would see him in executives’ offices and wonder, “Why not me?”

I think they used to call it First Take.

“a rough-hewn defense that forged itself into a dominant unit by emphasizing accountability”

According to witnesses, Sherman threw the ball back to Wilson and yelled, “You f—-ing suck!”

This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.

What do you notice from Tom Brady on a daily basis that helps him maintain his high level of performance?

I’m still hoping Boston trades the first pick to Toronto who takes Ball. I want to see anarchy on draft day at the Ball family table.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

“Hey, I don’t suck! Would a QB who sucked be part of a trade involving a second round pick?”

That’s Super Bowl Champion Brock Osweiler to you, Samer.

I’m trying to picture rush hour in Canada and all I can see are drivers apologizing profusely and insisting that others go first.

More proof that hockey doesn’t work in Canada.