The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

“Never heard of him.” - Self-proclaimed “12"

and setting good examples for young athletes.

You seem to imply that this is ironic, but I don’t see why that is.

Easily the most memorable playoff touchdown pass in Cleveland history.

Isn’t that the same way he celebrated after he won Chopped?

but that doesn’t make it look any less petty to demand that a player who was so central to the team return several hundred thousand dollars as a penalty for choosing to walk away from the game after years of injuries.

I hope you took away ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER’s shoelaces and belt before publishing this.

The NFL is a better place when Marshawn Lynch is there.

Marshawn Lynch is a national treasure. We need more pro athletes like him.

It was clearly his fault the Falcons called only 5 run plays in the second half.

I clicked play. I saw that it was 8 minutes. I clicked pause. I thought to myself, “Fuck it, I trust Redford.” I clicked play.

details of how exactly he fell are not known

Bringing in Tony Romo to lose games in January? Now there’s a revolutionary concept!

I “get” why Briles and McCaw basically did nothing in all of these cases (some combination of not giving a shit, CYA, wanting to win, being moderate to severely bad people, etc.). but where the fuck did they find these guys on the football team? It’s not just one bad apple, but, like, actually dozens of horrible,…

Why is there preseason overtime at all?

We are getting closer and closer to my dream. No game played. No life shortening concussions. Just a coin flipping contest.

Really???

*Mike drop*