Combined with your screenname, this is perfect.

My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.

“That’s just not what we’re about,” Harbaugh said of the incident. “We’re a family. It’s a family atmosphere. We believe in having kids in the stands. That’s why we have cheerleaders, that’s why we have a band. It’s all about a family environment. That’s why we play the music that we play.”

The Ravens announced that as soon as the fan’s condition is upgraded to stable, they will hold a press conference for him to apologize for his role in the incident.

He got all huffy.

Wait for the one on bulemia

How about that. A touching story from Penn State that doesn’t make me throw up.

Three of the best QBs in the league and Jameis Winston*

“a mummified Peyton Manning”

There’s always next year.

Sadly, no more Cardinals losses.

Yeah, between the shovel pass into the opponent’s chest, and this little “move the chains” dance right in the face of the same opponent, if that’s not taunting, then pretty much nothing is. It’s funny, but still a flag.

Are you really gonna do this for every Cardinals win this season? Really?

One person literally had federal investigations opened into his discriminatory housing practices.

Talking about Federal Investigations is a great way to not make a point about either candidate.

....he was constantly on the phone with his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua...

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”