These fucking SEC schools don’t know how good they have it. This guy won a title and went to another title game. He won over 75% of his games!

So aren’t Russell’s pre- and post-sex numbers sort of like that Seinfeld where George gets smart when he stops having sex, and then when he finally breaks he’s so dumb that he messes up one of Jerry’s acts?

“We stand in solidarity with our fellow Big Ten school during this difficult time.”

MEET ME BEHIND THE WHOLE FOODS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

No this bullshit looting, and rioting, hidden behind protest needs to stop.

If you riot you need to be shot.

Bullshit. These people are only looking for excuses to act out. Now they’re looting and shooting each other in my home town.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

Wait a minute...I can’t quite make it out from the screenshots, but are they playing the Giants?

To be fair, market research determined 90% of the crowd would leave after the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic, so they stocked up accordingly.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

It’s not bad enough that Lions fans have to be subjected to such a terrible product on the field.

Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

I caught him and a friend committing arson right beyond the tracks. He turned to me and cackled, “they’ll never believe you.”

*Not in the traditional way that NFL quarterbacks are expected to win......but still.