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Machado About Nothing
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3 AM? I must be lonely.

I had posted this earlier but it probably fits better here. There is a certain hypocrisy the BLM movement has brought out of White America. You have this contingent which insists black people aren’t doing enough within their communities to police black on black violence, which may be very true. In the same breath,

The kid is awesome but I appreciate the umpire’s “I’m not gonna take this shit!..... but I won’t embarrass him either..... uhhh... let me brush this.... DONT FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN... okay Play Ball!”

Oakland

St. Louis

Houston

Baltimore

Cleveland

if you wanna be a big-time city, I think you gotta hold on to these teams, and once they leave, they aren’t coming back.”

I haven’t bought a football game since NFL 2K5 because Madden still hasn’t caught up to where the 2K series was for fun.

If you’re the type of person who plays Bucs vs. Broncos in Philadelphia, maybe the game isn’t the only thing with a glitch.

Could have been worse. They could have made him stand next to Magary.

What if the deleted emails were racist? You’d never know because they are deleted.

There have been situations where I feel like I’ve been ill-treated, yes.

Often hinted at but never confirmed, there are cults west of Route 81 in Virginia that worship beast of prey that do not have teeth or beaks. In honor of such beasts, members of the cults remove all their teeth, and refer to themselves as the Gummies. Recently, the Pulaski Yankees ran a Gummy Bear promotion, which was

He can spend more time baking now.

Let’s wait to hear from team doctor Jerry Jones before we go making any rash decisions.

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

Good on the 49ers for their response I would have expected them to say, “He’s still on our team? We thought we traded him already.”