Pats fan: OMG Marshawn, why would you call me a bitch!?

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

A drunk yinzer (redundant, I know) tried to fight another guy in a Steelers jersey...because the guy was from Boston.

Jellystone Park gets no love and I thought this was a bear-friendly blog smh

Schefter and ESPN did not violate HIPAA because they are not subject to HIPAA.

Florida was fully booked…

They can't cut him. It's not like there's a lot of out-of-work kickers, waiting for the phone to ring, and commenting on Deadspin articles

When we get our hands on that text message the NFL and the Hall of Fame have a serious, serious problem and we expect this to reach all the way to the top.

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

I fully expect Pat McAfee to die in an “accident” soon. Not because he pulled back the curtain on the NFL’s ruse, though. But because I took him in fantasy this year.

Top 5 program? What year do you think this is?

I mean, it’s not like there’s 2 or 3 other schools that can compete academically and athetically within several hours of Ann Arbor...

One might define a ‘better school’ as a school that has won more than .5 national titles in the last 65 years.

The guy the Broncos said, “No, go ahead, you take him. We’ll just go with Mark Sanchez.”

Holy shit.

In the Texans WYTS, it’s Dave Magary

Good dad, my ass. Look at how badly that kid’s missing his spots.

Wake me up when they make “Oops! All Frosting!"

Stopped reading at ‘Unfrosted’.

No no, it was even worse: a “My apologies to those offended,” which is that infamous backhanded “I’m not actually sorry at all.”