How ‘crotchety dad’ am I allowed to be over how many phones are in the shot?

This cover is fantastic, but it is also somewhat sad to me. Just enjoy the fucking moment.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

What terror? Did you watch a different video?

He looked really scared stomping on that lady’s head while she was pinned to the ground

I am still shocked that the Niners mangled the Harbaugh thing as badly as they did — obviously there are lots of reasons for the departures, but I don’t think it’s coincidence that it’s all happening now.

;)

“So is Rex Ryan, coach of the Buffalo Bills, more or less racist than your former coaches?”

LeSean McCoy is in al Qaeda.

My experience was very awkward I feel like I went the right route with asking 2 strippers to have a threesome but I dropped the ball having my mom be the one to film it.

They tried

The most impressive part was watching Christie turn a 42-54-62 double play.

Look, I find the fat jokes about Christie to be pretty damn distasteful at times...but jesus, get a better-fitting uniform, dude.

Probably. But then again we’re just assuming that someone changed their mind in three days. Three day waiting period is fine by me, for the record. I think the big rift in this country is between rural life and city life. In the former, people grow up with guns only being associated with recreation. In the latter,…

In the real world, opposition to gun control is blatant endorsement of senseless gun violence, whether Dillon Gee is aware of it or not.

Oh yeah? You should’ve seen the giant horse Michael Wilbon rode in on.

Dwight Howard: Nah, that’s not my name.

Dwight Howard: Ha-ha! Yeah, I found this backstage, an over-sized hat. It’s funny.

Samer Kalaf: No, it’s not!

Dwight Howard: Sure it is. It’s funny. It’s funny because it’s ah, bigger than, ah.. [ clears throat ] ..you know, a normal hat.

Fair.