Chuck Blazer Admits Taking Yearly Bribes Of Cookies And Milk From Hopeful Children The World Over

Rumor has it there’s still lines at Wrigley to use the bathroom.

WHEN BAHSTAN SPAHTS FANS STAWP COMPLAININ ABOWT TAHM BRADY AND HIS DEFLATED FOOTBAHS SO PRAHBABLY NEVAH

When are complaints about unoriginal post content going to stop? It’s so unoriginal at this point. You people are becoming the Phonetically Written Boston Accent guys.

OWAH NUCLEAH WASTELAND IS BETTAH THAN YAW NUCLEAH WASTELAND

Harden is still hitting 3’s in the offseason.

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

Imagine the buyer’s remorse after that purchase.

Oh man, that’s crazy! That picture is from all the way back in ... the early 2000s...

Could there be a worse decision in a redemption piece than to declare your kinship with renowned lunatic Ayn Rand?

He’s the neat freak,” Solo says, side-eyeing Stevens, who played nine seasons in the NFL, as she takes a seat beside him

When Dan Snyder, Horse Fucker, was reached for comment, he could not come to the phone because Dan Snyder was too busy fucking a horse, because Dan Snyder Fucks Horses.

... and it drives St Louis fans batshit crazy. The world thanks you

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

That is uncalled for and completely transparent attempt at gauging interest in a dumb fucking top-candy-bar-list article.

And what if that running back had been at the center of the biggest scandals to strike the NFL in years

It’s completely baffling that no one wants to workout an aging RB on the downside of his career who brings a PR nightmare in his pocket. This is a complete mystery. Luckily DeMaurice Smith, being familiar with occam’s razor, found the simplest solution: a giant conspiracy.

The thing is...NFL teams’ ability to not honor contracts (depending on how you look at it) is given to them in the collective bargaining agreement. If you had baseball’s union, you’d all have guaranteed contracts and the Rams would still be paying Vince Ferragamo.