Or Chris Gaines

I remember my junior year in college. With about a month left it became apparent that no matter what I did I was gonna fail all my classes. Sure, it initially sucked, but suddenly the pressure was off, so I could party my face off the rest of the semester. Ray McDonald is just like I was, only instead of skipping…

No need to do this Ray. Dallas didn’t forget about you.

Former Chicago Bears defensive end

That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

I’m glad Spuds Mackenzie is enjoying his retirement.

"who's disgusting baseball chin is this?"

What idiot called it Bark at the Park instead of the Marge Schott Memorial Bring The Bitch Out To The Ballpark Day.

Scary indeed. Kids born in the 90s are now the core of the MLB.

It’s dated, but still tastes so sweet. I'll take it in lieu of a World Cup for now.

You wanna hurt him? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. He’s an easy target. Yeah, you’re right, he tweets too much. He also listen too much. He could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but he doesn’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want about him; he’s not changing. He likes...…

If you’re having girl problems, I feel bad for you son / I got 99 problems, and they’re all earned runs

Bad Kinja.

Umpires just don’t understand!

If this were a college game Wada would’ve been suspended.

Yeah, seems terrible that a boat owner, eating at a fancy restaurant nearby may be out of of a free batted baseball. Lets start a GoFundMe.

“You’re not following Cardinal Way.”

Honestly, before I scrolled down, I thought it was because the bird is in blackface.

Icarus: “If I only had a braaain.”

I bought my brother one share of Packer stock...he’s a Redskins fan.