How can they say he’s the most overrated as he was probably the most consistent MAJOR finisher last year and top 15 in the world? Are golfers really high school girls underneath all those dadbods??

Baseball types have all sorts of rituals for when they’re “not well”. For instance, Tony LaRussa tries to walk single-file in a line and recite the alphabet backwards.

[writes down $2,581]

Something tells me he operates under the Carmelo Anthony philosophy of beefing with another human being- wait until there’s ample separation between you and your opponent, and gesture wildly with a menacing look on your face. If given the opportunity to swing, only do so when you’re safely hiding behind a teammate…

It was pretty easy to tell that Dwight’s head just wasn’t in the game last night. Hopefully, he’ll feel better today, once he gets confirmation that all those Mother’s Day cards reached their intended destinations.

You have a comical view of the life of a student athlete. If a class only meets during practice times, what do you think is going to take precedent? Mind you there are meetings in the morning, and in the afternoon, and mandatory evening study halls, not to mention practice in the afternoon. Robert Smith can detail for…

If it happened at a home game there’s unlikely to be any witnesses.

nb4 “We hit into triple plays the right way.”

Not possible. Seahawks GM John Schneider just came out and made a clear statement that the team would under no circumstances draft a player who threatened to hit a female hotel manager in the same manner that he had just hit his girlfriend.

It could be worse.

im kind of confused. what does this have to do with bill simmons

Somewhere along the line, he became Rick Reilly.

“My firing reminds me of the 1980 playoff series between the Celtics and 76ers, where in game 5, Larry Legend hit 5 of 19 from the field while Dr. J put up 25 ppg in the series. Bird got smoked in game five while I sat in the rafters of the Garden with my Dad. He sat that dumbfounded for a good 45 minutes before we…

Classic old man grumbling here, but I liked him better before he became BILL SIMMONS. He took a big old sip of being a talking head and liked it very much.

Serious answer: Katie Baker.

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