Seems to me, more people hate the Hawks fans than the actual team...

As a Red Wings fan I will have to strongly disagree. The Blackhawks are very good no doubt, but that doesn’t prevent me from hating them and their legions of obnoxious bandwagon fans. I absolutely loathe Andrew Shaw’s face, Brian Bickell’s style of play and Toews’ self-serious schtick.

How can you hate a team with this guy on it:

Hit 5 more and then retire, Alex. You know you want to.

That’s the first time I’ve seen a Cubs player mimic the actions of another fielder since Rafael Palmeiro played catch with Ryne Sandberg’s wife.

Jeter.

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

Except...he literally throws her. He doesn’t drop her, he throws her. That’s the issue. In the commercial it’s parodying, the guy simply can’t catch his wife, but there is no intent to harm her. Here there is. Not very difficult to see.

I LOVE the silent treatment. Baseball hijinks at it’s best.

The most impressive part of this feat is that of the 4 people filming it, they all had their camera’s oriented correctly.

lol

Such attention to detail from a guy who traded a first round pick for Trent Richardson.

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

That’s awesome. Really, really awesome. Take the day off, find the best stout craft brew you can, order a growler and send me the bill.

Oh good Christ.

given the team’s shooting % I would hope he was planning on using a rope.

Seriously, don’t freak out about your degree choice. I started out in journalism, finished in English Education, and immediately wound up as a video editor at a sports network doing dick with my college education. Just get the degree and you’ll start to sort it out as you’re getting out.

What La'el are you talking about?

How do they make sure that the hose water doesn’t mix in with the melted ice? I need authentication to be sure that I’m getting the good stuff when I piss my money away.

Proving once again, if you know how to break the ice you get all the hose.