This makes zero-sense. It's not like viewers were changing the channel because of Carey, they just made fun of him on the Internet. But he does make a point that no one on the Internet makes fun of Buck, Aikman, Collinsworth or Pheeel Sims.

Wait, their punishment for not climbing Everest is a ban from climbing Everest?

In Finnebaum’s defense, he’s under the assumption his neighbors are still fighting the battle to keep oppressing people...

You forgot the part where Toby Keith made it his duty to spread the Patriotic spirit, but all in all, you said this much better than I could have

Because post 9/11 everyone from the middle-class down started caring about our military, PD and FD services. It was daisy-chained with the sense of patriotism and propagated by apparel with the Stars and Stripes and very bad Toby Keith albums.

Remember that someone is shoving their politics in your face at these games, and it’s not Kaepernick.

I don't get it—are all of the church league softball teams stocked up on talent?

This is truly baffling...

Tom check your facts—Kaepernick doesn't work in the city that's policed by racists, he works 50 miles south of there.

“It brings people into the city...”

I mean, you don’t have to look at Brees’ or his history very long before you find a blemish...

Well I guess I can put you down as a “No” for my “Football Is Family Labor Day Party”

It’s like he’s Joey Crawford’s Good Twin

My favorite part about the fans bitching about other fans not knowing anything is that Wilson was previously married, so he wasn't a virgin when he married Ciara.

To be fair the only glitch I saw in the MN-Ten clip was that everyone could agree that it was a catch

When I was 12-13 (97-98ish) I tried joining a fantasy baseball league. My only stipulation was I NEEDED Junior on my team. I joined a league, and he wasn’t listed. I joined another, still not listed. After about 7-8 more leagues I realized he had been drafted by someone else already in each league (in my defense, it…

“One wasted top-3 pick is impressive, but watch THIS”

All things consider Kevin Federline looks pretty good these days

Obviously I’m a Packers fan so I hated Moss and Carter for years, but man were they fun to watch 14 games a season.

...you mean the guys that were part of the #1 offense in ‘96 that also happened to win the Super Bowl....