I’d like to point out that Gary Anderson’s kick was to put them up 10. Not to take the lead. Not to tie. To give them a 10 pt lead.

Look no further than the team in the other end of Michigans leash...Ohio State

Great—what’s next is you’re going to tell me Carl Gerbschmidt *isn’t* real....

Drew was pretty clear in WYTS they were going to do things “The Patriot Way”.

No better way to honor Prince Fielder. Class act.

I’m not ashamed to say that’s the exact reason when I pee at home, I pee sitting down. I don't want to clean the bathroom floor on the weekly, plus it gives me some extra time on the phone.

Technically +2 Dwight Schrute impersonators

I like Martinez—genuine throwback player.

Remove 8 teeth and he’s clearly Florida Man describing the size of the elusive gator

Tri-state Urban Foraging Champion: 2003-2009, 2012, 2014

Green is now out to injure brains

Is anyone really surprised to find a little Rice in hot water?

That's the joke

And that pesky detail of NCAA not having to pay players. A minor league would kill college ball at the big schools...

“The offence is only on for a certain amount of time and then there’s five other running backs.

Sounds like Molitor has a Bohn to pick after being a victim of Mixon it up

Andy Reid and Steve Mariucci were Favre’s QB coaches, so you don’t need to be an all-pro to be a good coach.

Idk where I saw it but there was an article recently basically saying the average Joe’s eyes and hands physically don’t work together that fast, so it’d be damn near impossible to get a bat around on a 95mph heater.

As a Gopher, I can honestly say I’d give many many things to have a coach like this. Or any legitimate tradition. Or any legitimacy. Or a stadium that fills consistently. Or a stadium that can fit more than 50% of The Big House.

Packers fan here. Just wanted to say I loved watching Peanut play 14 games each year.