As the couple exited the station a long-tenured cop pulled them aside and said in a paternal fashion,

It’s kind of funny the standards the 12's hold other players to while “their” team started a brawl after flushing last year’s Super Bowl down the toilet. It’s almost as if they didn’t see the game after Wilson’s interception...

I think if a) they had Adams and Cobb and b) a timeout to call the perfect play, they’d have gone for 2. But with the switch up of personnel and not a lot of time to think it over, to say nothing of the fact that Capers was eating Arians’ lunch all game (AZ had like 30 yds rushing all game at some point in the 3rd…

The best part is they stole The 12th Man from Texas A&M. The Seahawks pay an annual fee to TAM because it’s trademarked.

I’ve got a smaller dog but he thinks he’s a big dog. He plays with labs and goldens etc. We went to a dog park where they have a small dog area the size of a townhouse lawn and then a nice big open area for big dogs.

I don’t know why this is surprising: put a bunch of high-performance combustion engines in front of some hicks and add alcohol and this is exactly what you’re going to get...

Dude they didn't give you 4 lives in Super Mario for nothing...

Highly doubtful the Cards would ever ask for public money to upgrade Bush. They have the best fans in baseball who will gladly fork over money, heirlooms or first-born children to make the required upgrades.

I swear I’ve played against Barea in every local open gym I've ever played

Probably because you tried catching it instead of blocking to give All-Pro WR Jordy Nelson a clean shot at it, Brandon.

I agree in principle. Problem is let’s say that hit happens on Pittsburgh #2 TE who doesn’t contribute much. The Steelers could put him on IR next year due to lingering concussion issues to cause Burfict to miss the season. Not saying that's realistic, but you could see some variant playing out.

Id rather see the NFLPA stand up for players like Brown...

I used to get into games at about the same level as these guys. Once I started feeling a game going that way I just started playing with my dog. Muuuuuuch better.

Deion and LT also spent 3' debating the hit, at which point Deion defended Burfict, so...

Tomsula would later state “NY is a great fit. Have you seen their subway system? Top notch. As long as you aren’t poopin or pukin in the car, they’ll let you ride that thing as long as you want, with only one ticket! And in a pinch, there’s no warmer place on a cold night than a subway car.”

As someone who lives in MN, a lot of Vikings fans do too.

This.

“Peterson is again reminded of the fragility of fatherhood, of life,”

15 years ago (shit—I just did the math) I had my foot pissed on as a frosh by a junior. I took my shoe off in the hallway and shoved it in his face. We grappled a bit, I took my licks but that was the end of it. I always just thought of it as guys being stupid/gross—the stuff in TN is beyond repulsive.

“Your jacket have pockets? Great!...”