Tradition? Hardly. ESPN started having the playoff games on NYE *this year*.

What a kick or no kick in the pants

I’ll counter your counterpoint with:

Forgive the Panthers they thought OBJ was ready to fight.

I've got an Apple TV and that's how I get any ESPN programming, works great. I *do* need my old mans directv login info to access it, but I'd gladly pay a reasonable ppv fee AND watch commercials if it meant staying home instead of going to a bar.

Before the ear-reduction.*

Hey man, you listen Mrs. McGrath teach Spelling for five days then plop down on Sunday to watch the Jets only have that bald asshole with the fire helmet just taunt you.

Sir, that’s clearly a horribly aged Kellen Winslow Jr.

Usually prostitution doesn't result in a sting that quickly

Tom, as a Bucks fan I feel it should be noted that they traded him to Dallas on draft day for Robert Traylor—who is dead.

Or 5-7-4

Would you like a job in New York for a large, established, football league? Email cover letter and resume to me at rgoodell@nfl.com

Isn't that the coach from the MTV series Two-a-days? The dude with a second family?

Field position obviously affects it, but also how fast the d line can get to the QB. Rodgers extended that play by rolling left THEN cutting back to the right.

I’ve thought the same thing but in rugby it’s offsides if the defender goes behind the ball and you’re not “down” when your shoulder/knee/elbow hits the ground. All it’d take to defend is 2-3 defenders going low in the front of the pack and 2-3 in the back to collapse the scrum in the NFL.

Johnny wasn’t demoted because he lied. He was deemed untrustworthy because if you can’t fool the Browns, how are you going to fool a real team?

I don’t buy it.

Damnit. I saw the first sentence but read anyway...

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