The Viking fan is like a guy who walks into a bad neighborhood flashing a wad of cash then gets mugged.

You’ve got to think if Jerry Jones hadn’t skimped on the stadium electronics there'd be a board somewhere clearly indicating how many timeouts each team had.

While he isn't living up to the expectations of a first round QB, he showed promise in college to be the next Warren Sapp

So everyone gets on the Patriots for cheating but this guy follows the Colts 20-play script to a tee and no one says s thing?

Remove any coverage somehow related to New England though and it’s business as usual.

One on hand, everything looks pretty straightforward. On the other hand, things get messy.

I think there was enough prayer. Not enough nanobubbles though.

He’ll turn up again in about 3 days

Imagine how bad everything else would have to be before you’d voluntarily choose to devote your life to figuring out, with primitive writing tools and your own brain and nothing else, the stars’ relative positions and the duration of their orbits and the Earth’s orbit around the sun and its axial tilt.

It's still real to me, dammit.

You sir, just put the cherry on top of his sundae.

Any team trading for him now would functionally be getting a single season of a guy with questionable health, who’s reportedly disliked by his coaches and teammates, and who can’t stay out of the center ring of his own media circus.

When I was in Europe the only NFL representation I saw was Washington apparel. I'm convinced no one has seen an NFL team play, even if they've seen this team play.

I'm going on my fourth day in Europe. After a few days in Amstrdam my wife and I just got to Copenhagen. The only NFL items I've seen have been Washington hats or jerseys, which has me convinced no one in Europe has seen an actual NFL team play.

Henderson was also a child-star, with his picture prominently displayed under the headline “Bat Boy Lives!”

Hey Marty, if you build a ride named Larry The Scary Rex, I’ma ride the hell outta that thing.

Uh, last year they were No. 7 rushing and No. 19 in passing, getting them into the playoffs at 7-8-1 where they put up an astounding -4.76 passing and -2.29 rushing in the wild card round. I’m not saying they’re a running juggernaut, but they certainly aren’t an aerial attack.

When he gets pummeled this year, the shit-talking won’t nearly be as satisfying, because he’ll have a completely valid defense.

Sounds like someone was a bit too eager to get a Kiko Alonso jersey from Karlos

What does this say about Dez Bryant’s leadership, though?