"one woman is really, really excited that her local Modell's is stocking Patriots AFC Champion merchandise"

That's my favorite sucker-punch-then-back pedal—the sucker-punch-then-75' back pedal

The Sucker-punch-then-back pedal is my favorite fighting move.

Even further to his credit he addressed the media today, when he easily could have avoided them...

It all starts at the top. When the line came out at 7.5, Carroll told his team he thought it should have been 9-11.

Said coach ought to be fired for a season of continual fuck ups on special teams.

Oh I get it—all this time Lynch has been celebrating by saying "Hold my *hawk*!"

"Yeah."

It should be noted the play-by-play guy is the biggest homer I've seen in my 29 years in the planet. He moved to MSP in the 90's and has become the definition of fan boy. He was borderline clinically depressed the day after this game. He's not even from MN, nor was a fan of the team before moving here.

Between this and the Jaguars playing in London, it's only a matter of time before the Brits feel confident enough to reclaim America.

I can't prove it but I've got it on good authority Skip Bayless has "Jerry Jones' Penis" tattooed on his lip.

Look at that adorable little bastard. He used to look like a diseased sewer rat, and now he's thriving and flourishing and hanging out with George Lopez.

So did the Wolves behind 50+ pts from one player

Living in the Twin Cities, the local radio had some pretty good bits of the interview process.

Nope. It was his efforts that held the Oregon offense in check Monday night.

Somewhere Ryan Leaf just ripped the computer monitor from the library desk, despite having 7 mins of access left.

Well, yeah hot dogs. And illiteracy .

The fact they approached 4 hippos with any marbles to feed them shows the true ignorance of the boaters.

By "conventionally" you mean "in the least", right?

True, you can't help but notice his nephew just fired their most successful head coach in the last 15 years after his first non-playoff season in which they suffered a lot of injuries. I'm not a 9ers fan, but watching from afar you've got to think this is going to make Harbaugh look like the good guy in the end.…