And then leaped back into the realm of Snyderesque with the political scandal.

His handshakes aren't nearly on the same level, though.

I can't remember who wrote it, but someone mentioned DeBartolo wanted to fire Walsh after every non-Super Bowl winning season.

Yeah right. Ever try to pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?

I thought you had to play for the Colts if you were found early in the morning, having gone swimming in your underwear.

So Brady Quinn's sisters have married AJ Hawk and Jack Johnson?

@Deadspin: Two Bears players are feuding over Twitter unfollowing, but only because they don't know how to block: http://t.co/YZCzaO6sIP

Robinson's plan was foiled when during the video chat he requested the girl throw a football. His worst fears were confirmed when it turned out his suitor was Philip Rivers.

During the meeting an assistant put peanut butter on Elway's gums while another hid behind his chair and spoke for him.

Not sure why the gal is calling Curry a loser...

What I wanna know is how McCarthy wasn't flagged for going out on the field without his helmet.

Yes, because they play the game they have a better understanding of the rules and how they should be applied.

I really don't get firing Fox. Who's out there that's better? How Marvin Lewis has lasted 12 years in Cincy with not a single playoff win is completely mind boggling

Fun fact: Meathead Rob Lowe is actually A-Rod in Rob Lowe makeup

Jennings also refused "the nine-step walk and the one-leg stand"

And before all the "Refs dicked the lions out of a win" crowd reads that too literally, realize it's a joke on the futility that is the Lions postseason record since the 50's, not just this year.

Let's face it, the kid probably missed school to be on this trip, and in the events that unfolded learned the biggest lesson there is: Wearing a Stafford jersey in January is going to lead to disappointment.

So in 4-6 weeks keep an eye out for the headline "Shoplifter sues Martin for Assault"

Sources are reporting the Knicks have reached out to JFF, Tim Tebow, and that water-skiing squirrel about a one-year contract.

This is all going to lead to an epic Best Man toast