Guy next her seconds later: So, are you a big Tim Tebow fan?

On the other hand, the three duos listed above have questionable at best QBs hucking them the ball...

Nelson has been a master of sideline body contortion since '11. His catch against NYG in the reg season to set up Crosby's GW FG was probably the best that season.

It's important to note the timeout called lead to Matt Schaub's first victory after losing 24 games.

That picture looks like one The Onion would use next to the headline "Middle Manager Feels His Borderline Offensive Coffee Mug Helps Bridge Gap Between Him and His Direct Reports"

This is akin to a "blueprint" on how to beat a great team. Always makes me chuckle—still have to have the talent to execute.

They don't investigate thoroughly, they don't include routine information in their reports, and they extend a benefit of the doubt that they rarely give other offenders.

Alternately, it could have been directed at officials, something Ryan refused to confirm or deny.

Not since they drafted Shaq

Rose has to be the answer to Marc Trestman and Jay Cutler prayers, right?

Conseco had another tweet but couldn't quite put his finger on it.

With this revelation, it's now anyone's game for Uncle of the Year. Who will take home the golden Unkie?!

This contradicts my sources from within the Ducks org that it's in fact the Panthers, and they have the measles.

Remember Ty and Koy Detmer, the quarterback brothers?

....pointing to a board no more than 10 feet away. "Last year, I couldn't read the writing on it."

Heat Fans would have taken the fire escape

They certainly won't be immune to the criticism

Yeah, "employers"...

I'm amazed it took this many comments to get a Jerramy Stevens reference. I for sure thought he'd be a co-owner or at the very least some sort of public relations advisor.

At one point he told Sgt. Pritchard he was afraid the women had actually shown up because one of them sent him a text describing what he was wearing.