“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

D.B. Pooper

What a moron!

“OK, this is before and then this was after I drove the motorcycle”

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

Please let them beat Duke.

“These people have awful names.”

This guy belongs in the Trump cabinet. Every time he throws a cheap shot, he reacts like a victim.

Ahhh, that was it! I kept having that issue at the aquarium I work at today. And then I went home and tried to play 1-2 Switch with my goldfish, same thing! Went to my bedroom, though...and it also happened, because that’s where my wi-fi was.

That’s not Crazy Taxi

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

Well, I will say this. I am very sure he’s not being hypocritical about this, and I’m sure if you looked at his twitter history there would be no tweets criticizing a certain politician for spending too much time playing golf rather than running the country.

Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

Just remember: they felt all the other awful shit he said about racial minorities, Muslims, women, and LGBT people was just a matter of “free speech”. Apparently this is the thing that was too “offensive” for them and where they felt the need to draw the line in the sand, where they felt the need to “infringe upon his…

So let’s say the Pelicans sneak in as the 8 seed now...considering Golden State’s extreme weakness on the interior, is it..is it possible?

Kahled was really keepin busy there, hits a 3, does a performance, and gets dunked over in the span of like 12 mins. Aka “the brook Lopez hat trick”

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

bro newsflash Cracklin Oat Bran intentionally looks like diarrhea, it's the best cereal on Earth we just didn't want dweebs like you taking our stash

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

What the hell is Milk And Honey Original Cafe Mix?