I was gonna be like “You should get them to use something else because girls run from the smell of Axe.” but then I was like, “Wait, maybe this is good parenting strategy?” Carry on, sir.

I’ve never heard them called cat food... but I like it. I call them the wood pieces.

OH man. I think my boyfriend smells amazing and assumed he was bathing in mermaid’s tears. Turns out *SHYAMALAN TWIST* it was IRISH SPRING all along! He was so baffled when I’m like “you smell great” he’s like well Irish Spring makes your shower sing I’m like WTF? I have this like lemon hickory shit that barely sticks…

it sorta looks like cat food, but it tastes quite a bit different.

We used to share lots of stuff until I borrowed my partner’s deodorant and was immediately taken back to my childhood and the scent of my dad.

Oh my gosh. It IS cat food.

My boyfriend uses whatever I use, which is annoying because i like fancy sulfate-free natural stuff for my curly hair. He likes that my sulfate-free stuff makes his hair less poofy, so whatever. It’s better than the Dr. Bronner’s he usually uses.

I know this one!! (Or a variation of this, at least)

The marshmallow to cat food ratio in Lucky Charms is appalling. I don’t think I’d like an all marshmallow bowl but my husband will frequently go to have a bowl of Lucky Charms and discover that I have picked out all the marshmallows and left him nothing but cat food.

Given that they’re between 16 and 11, I have to be happy that they’re bathing at all. Boys that age are still figuring out the basics of personal hygiene.

This GIF never gets old.

1.) Dr. Bronners. Get it. Use it. You’re welcome.

I just surveyed our bathrooms, and the current collection is Gold Temptation, Excite, Dark Temptation, Phoenix, and Ecstasy. Are these shampoos or condoms?

Axe-the bane of middle school teachers.

Whenever I’m picking up soap or deodorant for Mr Tots, I just get the one with the dumbest name. He’s currently using a body soap that’s “Swaggy” scented.

My sons all use Axe and the names on their body wash and shampoo are straight-up nuts. It’s like a collection of XBox Live usernames.

Was it this guy?

There’s a tumblr post that is like

yes, because i only date men who smell like hickory smoke and chainsaw fumes

Whenever I’ve run out of my soap and borrow my husband’s, he immediately tells me how great I smell.