My husband wouldn’t want to know and, for me, getting closer can backfire, so now I am just really standoffish, unto light bitchiness to keep crushes at bay. Resting bitch face is your friend. And maybe have your husband do the school stuff to give you a break.

You being married doesn’t make other men less hot, so don’t beat yourself up over the crush. That said, I say talk to your husband about how you realized that you get the giggles over the teacher. I’ve found that keeping a crush a secret makes it a bigger deal in my marriage than it needs to be. The feelings will…

Getting crushes on people is totally normal, even for the haply partnered. A monogamous commitment is all about not boning the incredibly hot, blond, kindergarten teacher, not about not wanting to bone said teacher.

Should pass by June. Oh, wait- should pass by the time your kid moves on to middle school? Sorrrrry!

Thank you so much!!

Seriously, you are the most adorable commenter ever and I’m going to cry because you’re so nice and sweet.

I read all of that, and I think you should just tell me where he is so I can kidnap him and drop him on a very safe, very far from people island.

I’m going to dress up as a 53 year-old woman hiding away in the living room from her visiting in-laws, passing out candy to little kids, while drinking glass after glass of wine and scarfing down miniature Milky Way bars. Again.

I promised the kids I'd be Princess Celestia (a My Little Pony), but I haven't done anything about it yet. Crap. Best get on it.

Quickie Update: I had my surgery on Tuesday. They got out all the cancer! My vitals are excellent. My body is healing well. So that’s good news. I might have to do chemo but we still don’t know yet. I do know that if we decide to do it, it’ll be after allowing me to recovery fully from surgery.

PART 4 (the final installment)

YOU GUYS. HI. I missed you. I’ve been out because my dog had to be put to sleep and I had too many feelings for the internet, and then we decided we could be sad or be sad AND have a puppy so we got a puppy because that’s what grown ups do and I’ve been spending all my time snuggling his big Great Dane paws. What did…

PART 3

I already posted a picture of her on Jez yesterday, but I’mma just leave another cute kitten pic here for anyone who needs it tonight.

Oh thank god. HELLO EVERYONE!

So, after all of my anxieties leading up to it, I’m now officially 40. Yikes. Here’s to the next new decade of growth, learning, and self-awareness!

An airplane hospital

I like the logo. I think it's smart, clean and simple. If it were much flashier or complicated, we would be making fun of her for that.