Maybe you should stop arguing emotion and go read the 14th Amendment. All kids born here are US citizens. The. End.

This applies to all minorities in Texas. As a Texan I can confirm that when I go vote, most of the folks I see there are white.

To my dear Mexican-American brothers and sisters in Texas,

Omgosh, that never happened with Cricket but, wow it did with Teddy Ruxpin and goodness, lol that is something I will never forget.

OMG I didn’t think anyone else knew about the Cricket doll! I begged for one and got it for a birthday and everything was cool.

It was Cricket for me. She used to sit in a little wicker chair in my room when I was a child. I loved her to pieces and I’d love the tapes I could put into her and read along with her. (she was like the Teddy Ruxpin doll). Then one day I woke up and looked at her and felt terror. I couldn’t stand for her to be in my…

Mr. Marbles?

Especially when you know your crazy employers probably have multiple nanny-cams set up. This would be a horror movie even if the doll wasn’t alive.

That would make sense given the date of death listed on the tombstone. It seems a little odd that the grocery guy would know so much about the kid, since he should have been a kid too at the same time Brahms died.

Ooh, I love it when horror movies play into super archetypal folk story patterns!

My bet is that burned up kid (corpse or still alive somehow) is contained within the porcelain. The lead actor must at some time also be holding a kitchen knife while crawling away from the doll.

Fuck “finding out the truth”. I’m trying to find another sucker to come and take over for me so I can peace out like his parents did after they found me.

All I can think about is why the hell would you disobey the rules. Like obviously some creepy shit is amidst. I wouldn’t care if it was a stuffed animal. Believe me when I say that thing will be fed, bathed whatever everynight until I can sucker someone into taking over.

FUUUCK. I want to see this but I absolutely hate creepy dolls. It’s my worst nightmare.

I need to know what “clean the traps” means and I need to know now.

So this is just a gender swapped Lars and the Real Girl?

Okay, it’s got the usual bag of tricks that have become de rigueur of late, but I am pleased to see a return to more gothic forms of horror in several films this year.

So it’s a gothic “Elf on a Shelf”?

It’s going to take me all night to riffle through my collection of NOPE gifs to find a suitable one.

So.. she’s a British woman, playing an American... in Britain?