Wrong viaduct, then. We did go to Scotland, but the “I love porn” viaduct i saw was in England. A few towns over from wher I live currently, someone spraypainted “CockWolf!” on a building and it also amused me greatly.

Based on the evidence, I’d say about two hours.

Let a train run over a couple, put their mangled corpses on spikes at either end of the bridge, they can be the warning for the rest. .

After reading the headline all I could think was, “please don’t be Florida. Please don’t be Florida...”

Try the Earl Grey Lavender ice cream, it’s delicious!

Yeah, but they are asses.

But donkeys aren’t mules, and I feel like it’s vitally important that I point this out for some reason. I should probably seek therapy.

I’d do the same thing man. I AM SO JEALOUS my aunt went and kept emailing me all these wonderful photos until I was green with envy.

I just want a butterbeer :(

I got too excited visiting Diagon Alley at Universal that I ran in and left my kid behind. Not a proud parenting moment.

Is this type of idiocy not what the Darwin Awards were created for? They will have to create a “selfie-related deaths” category for this and the buffalo goring victims.

General warning: just don’t go onto active train tracks. Active is pretty easy to tell: there isn’t anything in the tracks-no trees, no large amounts of trash. The tracks are empty.

I waited in that line for 25 minutes. It was worth all of it.

Damnit, Muggles! Stop ruining everything! You can’t apparate out! You’re going to give PTSD to the next generation of Hogwarts children when that train splatters you across the tracks! Hasn’t Teddy Lupin been through enough?

DIDN’T EVEN GET HIT BY A TRAIN

I feel her reasoning behind it to be pretty ‘eh’ (as in, not very believeable and likely having little documentary evidence to back it up), but she is right about the importance and subsequent decline of female fertility gods through the ages.

I gave birth once. Never again. Getting an episiotomy without anesthesia was the exact opposite of “magical”, lol.

Baby magic?

I’m not sure how long it lasted, but people absolutely did not know quite how babies were made. They though it was the moon, rituals, etc. Having a baby almost a year after having sex made it not so obvious that it was the sex that caused it. Also, only women give birth, so it seemed like something they were…

MAN: the gods have blessed you with baby magic and makes the baby again, the gods are good to us

damn,i never looked at it like that before.