It is a slippery slope though. One day your recycling a plastic bottle, before you know it you’re planning mass atrocities against the western devils. Happens all the time.

okay but what about the one where it’s just a long con to get the kid to the White House so he can assassinate the president? because that’s a thing.

*Sees title*

Ok, I’m going to be objective here. Sure, if you just glanced at the clock, I could see how you’d wonder if it was a bomb.

This is clearly a left wing conspiracy to smuggle science into public schools.

Have you folks heard about the 14 year old British kid being questioned about ISIS after he raised the topic of environmental activism? (He’s brown ofc)

Oh come on America. You’re coming off too strong. He's never going to ask us to the fall fling now : (

It's only allowed if you get papal consent.

The thought of so many strangers kissing and touching me.... guess you can’t be a germaphobe if you’re the pope!

I did have a meet-cute, where my 4-year-old daughter was my wingman. So this is the story of how I met Mr. Bells. Now, you all know I am a heathen feminazi, so it will surprise you to hear that we met ... at church.

I posted about this elsewhere here, because I sometimes wish my husband and I had a better story than “well, she saw my profile...” But it’s the relationship that matters, not the origin story, right? I’ve had plenty of experiences with the inverse (cute story, not so cute relationship) and I’ll take my solid marriage…

I’ve done that once before. A fb friend of one of my fb friends was holding her own defending Planned Parenthood against a thread full of pro-lifers, and I thought she was fucking awesome. So I messaged her, told her why I thought she was awesome, and friended her. I hope it wasn’t creepy for her. She accepted, and we…

“I think a lot of women find this sort of thing abstractly romantic until it actually happens to them and they realise it’s just weird and alarming.”

Exactly! Arrange for your friend to set something up where you would both be there. How hard is that?

Yeah, I kind of agree also. If it was an out of the blue message it could be weird. But they had a mutual friend which could have been such an easy way to get an intro, even a message like, hey I’m friends with so and so, I see you on his page a lot, maybe we could all get together sometime. Much less stalky, I think.

I prefer “meat cute”.

I met my bf on Tinder right after I swore off dating. I had gone on about five first dates with guys from Tinder in the past month with no luck and was fed up. I had already made a date with him and canceled once, so I felt bad about canceling on him again and decided to keep this one last first date. I wasn’t even…

I think people are more invested in the fantasy of accidentally being in the same place at the same time as your soul mate, than the down and dirty reality that sometimes meeting the right person takes work, and sometimes involve particularly un-romantic things like scrolling through online profiles. I can understand…

I have the online version of this story: I had deleted my OkCupid profile, but was looking over my friend’s shoulder while she scrolled through her potential matches. I was so drawn to one particular guy (I think I just shrieked “HOT ATHEIST!”) that I created a new profile just to message him. It took a couple of…

I think I’m too awkward for a meet cute. Anytime I accidentally bump into a stranger I just apologize and run away.