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It goes back to something I have said again and again, pro-life advocates typically seem to have no regard or concept of female reproductive agency. Abortion to them is always something a women is pressured into by someone else, never something they seem to consider she might have decided on for herself, or if she did…

I look forward to my bi-monthly abortion, it keeps my uterus soft and bunion-free. So important since I can barely keep an aspirin between my knees for an hour.

“If you go to one of these centers, young women are provided with very few options. In many places, they’re not told anything about, for example, adoption services that might be available to them.”

Pushing women to carry their baby to term, and then cutting off programs to help support that child, whether or not he/she is put up for adoption? Classic Pro-Life move.

My ovaries have so much wasted money making potential. They need to stop mooching off of me and get a goddamned job.

I look forward to my abortions mostly because of the punch card deal - after nine, I get the tenth free, AND a latte!

90% sure you can make more money selling a whole live baby, but I haven’t been in thar market in a while so I don’t know what the prices look like these days.

People really need to add during these interviews that the videos were heavily edited and Planned Parenthood was found of no wrongdoing.

I just keep reminding myself that the stupider these guys are, the easier they are to beat. So keep flapping your mouth, Rubio.

Here is how to defeat Marco: point out his ears to people. Once you notice Marco’s thick, meaty ears about 25% too big for his head, you can’t notice anything else about him. Even if he starts to say something intelligent, it’s like, oops, I just noticed the ears again and now I can’t hear his voice...

Rubio: Absolutely. If you go to one of these centers, young women are provided with very few options. In many places, they’re not told anything about, for example, adoption services that might be available to them. In essence, you come in and it’s already predetermined. This is what this place does. It provides…

Is the fetal tissue from the Special Exceptions Abortions, a-ok?

Thinking Onion articles are real should automatically disqualify a person from running for president (or removed from office in the case of Congressman John Fleming).

The saddest thing about menopause was the end of relaxing, lucrative abortions. Good times, good times.

People “look forward to having abortions” the same way organ donors look forward to dying in car accidents. Fucktard.

This is like not donating organs from murder victims.

It’s the usual NYC myopia.

Thanks for the qualifier of “unless you do not live in New York and/or have no prospects for seeing this musical.” Because most theatre lovers actually fit into that category, and cast album are going to be the only way they have to experience a show until it goes on tour.

But then, with that qualifier, this post is…

I want to see this SOOOOOO bad. Also, my sister’s ex is in the show and she ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to use that to get me tickets somehow and even though I fully support her not going there I also can’t help but think YOU COULD TOTALLY GET TICKETS OUT OF THAT JERK BUT ALSO TAKE ME WITH YOU.