Didn’t you know, America is a CHRISTIAN nation, founded on CHRISTIAN principles, and Obozo is a USURPER, and the ANTICHRIST.

There’s nothing that says a president can’t be Muslim.

I think this particular dialect is called Murican.

no he could totally be a muslim and be president but like America freaked out that JFK was a Catholic so it’s not like the voting public is known for their religious acceptance.

Prejudice only.

These people don’t actually vote, right? These are the people who are scared that if they register as voters, the government is going to invade their lives. Please tell me these people aren’t actually registered to vote anywhere.

Relatedly, this is REALLY worth the read:

He needs to go back to school to learn proper American. Or is this American while the rest of us are speaking English?

There’s nothing that says a president can’t be Muslim.

Pardon my ignorance, as I’m not a US citizen, is there any legal reason that a President can’t be a Muslim? Or prejudice only?

White people always be scared of non white people like white people aren’t the ones killing everyone.

AH, YES, I WILL HAVE SOME CREME DE METH IN MY COFFEE. THX.

Naturally. I’m thinking of calling in meth poisoning to work tomorrow.

Where did the meth thing come from? Are coffee makers in Omaha notoriously meth-infested? Jumping on meth right out of the gate makes me think the kid got into this guy’s meth stash and he’s just covering his butt.

I believe the proper name for a group of teenage girls is a gossip.

They have all these incompetent kids working at these places. They should lower the minimum wage to 2 dollars an hour

Except Ferrari guy. In the midst of all this evil-minded douchebaggery, Ferrari guy seems cheerful and benign.

I was in a Starbucks yesterday and a gaggle of teenage girls, (I feel like gaggle isn’t right for teenage girls. A flock? A murder? A murder.) a murder of teenage girls came in behind me. As I finished my order, the barista (who was a treasure of a human being and recommended a kick-ass fruit sauce for baked brie)…

I actually e-mailed her back to thank her for submitting a long, entertaining post that barely needed any editing. I think I made one edit to that thing.