I think you mean “how rude!”

He’s a golem created by our reality-tv-capitalist culture. The word on her s forehead is $

Ran into my high school nemesis (kind of) when I hadn’t showered in days. Still writhing with furious embarrassment 4 years later.

Um, Date Night does NOT belong on that list.

The “lets shame this person to the world” posts on Facebook are so awful. Pssst Mom! I see the comments!

Are you Augusten Bourroughs from Running with Scissors?!

Currently trying a similar approach with my sister. It's been pretty peaceful (barring my mom trying to stir things up). If my sister can't actually talk to me like a grown up and let me know why she's mad, she just gets to stew!

Why do the Bush boys all have different accents?

Pretty sure that makes being out of fucks totally official.

When have American Muslims stoned women?

There was a big goth/theater overlap in my high school. Why not be both?!

In which some LGB folks prove that, were they not queer, they would hate on LGB people.

That book is so amazing (and terrifying). As someone who desperately wanted to have my baby—-pregnancy was still a horrible experience where so little control over my body was mine. It’s so unfair for anyone to try and make the choice for somebody else.

Wow. Anyone else feel like a selfish jerk? Maybe this will finally push me to join the bone marrow registry.

What amazing dignity and civic-open-mindedness. And now I have to buy Citizen!

For 47 hours

Oh god—I’ll grade and take care of the pets, but please send me a robot to handle my child.

But that was 2008—which (although I find it hard to believe), means that it was 7 years ago—so not that recent a habit.

Potentially to buy weed? He's known to enjoy it. Granted, that's more cash than you might need, but dude also might be too lazy to hit the bank a lot.

Nope—usually destroying currency is a crime. We own the value, not the right to do whatever we want with its corporeal form.