Ha! Spending money!

Lakshmi Wonder Woman?! Awesome!!!!!

You and your grandma are my heroes.

This is so fun! Thanks for writing this—-now to read your other stuff!

I’m super-glad to have an internet friend who agrees at how outrageous this is! My husband is SOOOO SICK of me pointing out stuff like that, like how I knew that one character from a tv show (that I’m not naming because I don’t want to be accused of spoiling something even years ago) could not (or should not!) be the…

The part that pissed me off was that the kid cast as Lilly didn’t have eyes that looked at all like Radcliffe’s!!! There are just two things you need—red hair and eyes like Harry’s!!!!

She is awesome!!!!

I choose to interpret the sign as amazing humor. Because no one wants to marry Scalia.

As another Seattleite, I want to know how she didn't recognize him if she was ever a Pearl Jam fan!

My heart grew three sizes

HIGH FIVE!!!!

I think your wife is not lying—as Dan Savage points out, just a penis =\= for most women, abd ab attebive lover with hands and/tongue is better than a “hung” oblivious jerk.

Never faked! Also never been as offended as when accused of faking...

Back in the condom-using time, I could onlY tell by getting a hand involved.

Amazing username, btw

Come to life!

Beginning to hoard delicious DP in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

BUT I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT FIND OUT?! Now this will torture me too!!!!!

Are you fucking kidding me?! Your advice is to IGNORE HARASSERS and they will stop? On the Paris Metro that will earn you a hard dick rubbed into whatever part of you they can reach, and probably a boob grab.

Braces are the result of poor maternal health? Whuuuut? Braces are more about the genetics of the teeth/jaw development, not health.