Like Emily Dickinson!

I had to stop my wedding twice and first met my stepmom at the ceremony. Somebody comment if you want the full saga—I'm too pathetic to type it all out and then think absolutely no one will read it :)

Please tell her that you threw them out!

Gorgeous

YES!!! And I hope you and the internet will back me up on how awesome the name Macgynver is for a female Macgyver!!!!

Let her go! Let her go! Don't hold her back anymore!

I think McBroom is an early form of McDreamy, but with a broom up his ass.

Part of your post autocorrected to the spiders "invite people in the butt" which is hilarious. my dad did almost die from a brown recluse bite, but he wasn't invited in the butt.

I love the prank with you and your sister attending parties as a giant guest!

Your name is amazing!!!

Awesome reference!

Clearly if Obama was brought up by white people and went to white schools, he couldn't possibly have had a different experience as a regular ol white guy like Guiliani, right? I mean, it's not like race is something that Obama would have had to be really conscious about in how he grew up? So there's nothing about race…

do what works for you and your family on the breast/formula/both thing—pluses and minuses on any side, but babies can do great any way you go! I did solely breast and pumping, and while it worked for us I did every night waking/feeding because it was easier than us both getting up so I could pump, and 3+years after…

That book is amazing—grueling, but amazing.

My dog will happily wash any dishes we put on the ground to the best of her ability. Also, foody hands.

Why did she lie?

You are doing the right thing! The crush is over, everyone is happy, let it rest.

Why did you want her to wait until she was engaged?

Your screen name is awesome.

Jews don't really have a hell, so pork it up on the sly :)