I am still pretty convinced that circus peanuts are packing peanuts coated in a bit of old sugar. GROSS!

Yes—-even in the first book he stands up to his friends and garners points from Dumbledore to win the cup—Neville could have been Harry (or you know, a more heroic version of Neville) if Voldemort picked his parents.

Sick burn! I'm down with Ron and Hermione, but that comment needed recognition. Well done.

Loki, a rescue kitty! We thought we were sooooo clever back in '06 calling the cat Loki. Not only did Thor come along, but another kitten IN HIS LITTLE was also named Loki. Shameful...

I'm so sorry! Pets are the best.

That is tragic! And I can't help but imagine it will figure largely in your "why I became a super villain" backstory.

I hope those same people break into my house and leave a puppy.

My 16.3 hand horse is terrified of butterflies. It's humiliating.

I'm just picturing Conan O'Brien on a leash. And I'm liking it.

"LARGE ANIMAL PRINT SILK FLOWER"

Totally not embarrassed about the guy—-but really embarrassed/regret how I behaved—I had such low self-esteem that as soon as any clothes were off I was just trying to not look ugly and worried that he would *actually* realize how ugly I was, and break up with me, and.....

What if it was the SAME JUGGALO?! Some sore of deranged deflowerer juggalo?! This could be Rob Schneider's come back!

It was hugely uncool for him to do that! And no one ever called to really follow up with me—-I had to track someone down to tell me the next steps, and did the whole D and C thing.

You can certainly *plan* flights around their naptimes—-that, sadly, does not guarantee flights to actually *depart* when they should, and some kids just HATE HATE the plane. My child was a terror on the plane as a baby (from about 4 months until about 18 months) and NOTHING, not sleeping, eating, nursing, shiny toys,…

You can certainly *plan* flights around their naptimes—-that, sadly, does not guarantee flights to actually *depart* when they should, and some kids just HATE HATE the plane. My child was a terror on the plane as a baby (from about 4 months until about 18 months) and NOTHING, not sleeping, eating, nursing, shiny toys,…

You can certainly *plan* flights around their naptimes—-that, sadly, does not guarantee flights to actually *depart* when they should, and some kids just HATE HATE the plane. My child was a terror on the plane as a baby (from about 4 months until about 18 months) and NOTHING, not sleeping, eating, nursing, shiny toys,…

Your poor friend. That is just heartbreaking. My nephew would not not have made it in a birth center—and they almost opted for that instead of a hospital. Awful and scary stuff.

As long as the stew doesn't have placenta in it, that would be ok.

Teacher here—at the last school I was at, many conservative parents had HUGE issues with teachers saying anything beyond "don't do it!" about sex—-they do think that knowledge is dangerous, and that somehow ignorance will protect their kids.

"Do you think that maybe you would be more comfortable if you took off your sweater and/or pants?"