Sandwich making skills are worrisomely left out.

Do you mean "wattle" or was she supposed to animate it?

I'm tempted to make mine a SHIRT OUT OF NAPKINS and say that one she can wipe goob on.

Cyclops like the one-eyed things, or the X-man? Either way, I get it.

Too bad it wasn't twins—you could have "Absalom Absalom"

Those sounds! They just got even cuter!!!

From your comment, maybe not being very careful with spelling ?

all the stars!!!!

But The Smiths taught me meat *is* murder.

Just everyone's favorite sexual predator...

Really amazing article and fascinating graphics with it. Thank you!

I'm feeling worse for Job than usual.

+1,000,000 for "The Aristocrats"

Sounds like someone is kind of hoping that he gets "forced" into having to have some dude-on-dude encounters....

Faith in world rising!!!!!

I once revealed this as the lie parents tell when they put down a dog to my high schoolers, and one said "Oh, that's funny, because my parents *really did* send our dog to a farm!"

My amazing angel-dog is over 14, and gets soooo scared at the vet—if we have to euthanize her, I so hope we can work it out to keep her home. I'm so sorry for you loss.

I beg to differ! I know everything about it, everything one can glean from reading L.M. Montgomery, and that's what it's really like. Right? Right?!

Isn't there legislation pending against that? ;)

Buuuut—-so has monogamy and marriage between two people. Polyamory doesn't, in my experience, value one gender over the other—and everyone is involved willingly. It is totally different from wacko fundie polygamy with forced/unequal marriage.