Since my only association with pull-up is with what toddlers wear, awful bride just got a little to real in my head.

I wonder why the vet techs didn't bring this aspect up?!

#NotAllAmericans

Ooops! Not at all what I meant! I FULLY SUPPORT ABORTIONS FOR WOMEN WHEN/WHY THEY WANT THEM!

As pro-choice as I am, I can't agree that life only starts once the fetus is out. I'm more of the 5-6 months along range—by month 7 when the fetus (at least in my experience) was clearly active, had hiccups, and reacted to loud noise it seemed (to me) like a trapped baby, not cells. I still value the mother's life and…

and he's never gonna let you down.

It's the old question about if God is omnipotent, why is there evil? If the school is good, why is there Draco? Blah blah free will?

The way you worded it makes it sound like you were raised as a Catholic saint. That would be...uncomfortable.

Keep in mind that often the Saints are patrons of things related to their martyrdom, so that is sort of their MO

Jungle animals raising kids is what happens if you don't kill all the gayz.

Depends—-was any sort of fruit in it? Maybe a fruit he specifically told you not to eat?! Eve, I'm looking at you....

Yay!!!! Fingers crossed for you and baby!

I hate when people are dismissive of people your age. I'm mid 30s, and in some ways I've learned a lot since 16, and in some cases I've lost some knowledge. Advice I'd add (which you seem to have in hand!) be as generous to yourself as you would be to a good friend. Also, for anything you want to do, ask if not now,…

I'll give you a new wife and family, Lot! It's even better than the old ones that I killed!

I think 9/11 took that title.

I'm a teacher who broke out in a cold sweat when I noticed that my license wasn't i. My wallet and hadn't been for almost a month following a plane trip where it languished in a pants pocket. Cold fear sweat—not that anyone was needing my ID—so some teachers still know the score.

All right people scared of octopodes, squid, and sharks. Stay out of the water! (And away from Sharknados, natch) That's all! Away from water = safe.

Yes! The GOP is one big MRA!

except that whole Hell thing—-that's mostly stemming from New Testament, and is not a Jewish thang.

Seriously! He's sadistic! "do whatever you want, just don't eat from this one delicious tree that I put temptingly in the middle of this garden.....everything but that...." (waits for humanity to fuck up so he can pounce and punish)