Keep in mind that often the Saints are patrons of things related to their martyrdom, so that is sort of their MO

Jungle animals raising kids is what happens if you don't kill all the gayz.

Depends—-was any sort of fruit in it? Maybe a fruit he specifically told you not to eat?! Eve, I'm looking at you....

Yay!!!! Fingers crossed for you and baby!

I hate when people are dismissive of people your age. I'm mid 30s, and in some ways I've learned a lot since 16, and in some cases I've lost some knowledge. Advice I'd add (which you seem to have in hand!) be as generous to yourself as you would be to a good friend. Also, for anything you want to do, ask if not now,…

I'll give you a new wife and family, Lot! It's even better than the old ones that I killed!

I think 9/11 took that title.

I'm a teacher who broke out in a cold sweat when I noticed that my license wasn't i. My wallet and hadn't been for almost a month following a plane trip where it languished in a pants pocket. Cold fear sweat—not that anyone was needing my ID—so some teachers still know the score.

All right people scared of octopodes, squid, and sharks. Stay out of the water! (And away from Sharknados, natch) That's all! Away from water = safe.

Yes! The GOP is one big MRA!

except that whole Hell thing—-that's mostly stemming from New Testament, and is not a Jewish thang.

Seriously! He's sadistic! "do whatever you want, just don't eat from this one delicious tree that I put temptingly in the middle of this garden.....everything but that...." (waits for humanity to fuck up so he can pounce and punish)

I actually kind of love corsets and such that just smooth the ladies in place and hold them there. That looks awesome to me.

Wow, you really nailed it! No one can have any trauma other than that from fighting in wars! Assault, abuse—-nothing like that. Us little womenz can only get sad when there are no more pumpkin lattes. BTW—I'm pretty sure you mean pumpkin spice lattes, not just pumpkin lattes. No one has PTSD over pumpkin lattes.

Mine looks pretty sunny just the now. I'm so sorry about what you've been through.

Oh my god. That is so so horrible. Terrible! I broke my back (non-baby related) and had to have fusion, but lucked out on the no paralysis piece. Did the surgery help with the nerve damage? Can you walk now, or are you in a chair?

Totally complication/pain free planned C-section here! All was good! I usually don't post much about it because it seems like I'm bragging—but not all of them are horror stories.

Preach it, sister!!!!

I had a planned c-section and it was not bad at all! Way better than the poor ladies who want/try vaginal and then have to have an emergency one. That's a whole other deal. :(

That is...just so not ok. I would be seriously ill if they'd done that to me. blurghgh