I'm usually completely uninterested in explicit messages—-but there is something weirdly compelling about the sheer bizarre tastiness of this.

I'm a bit concerned that the infection his turtle got was a sexually transmitted one and next he's moving on to pussies...

Yup, totes the fault of one lady that might have been interested. Hear that? It's all our fault! Again! Always!

Are these your parents?

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Yeah, I made my baby clean the house before she got a bottle so she knew nothing in life is free. Kids totally shouldn't be allowed to develop any self esteem not based on winning or earning it through labor or excellence.

That people wearing provocative costumes are more likely to get harassed *by those seeking a target to harass.* If everyone who went to cons would respect the personal space of others regardless of skin showing rather than seeking targets to harass, that would be a safe space. Not your idea where people should expect…

Anyone else get the feeling this guy hate-masturbates while reading Jez? If we are all neck beard cunts (there's an image) why is he reading this?

Part of the point of cons is that it is supposed to be a safe place to engage in cosplay.

great name, btw

#notallconattendees

I'm picturing a naked lady with braids as Doctor Heidi.

And the muffin top is the best part! Friends share tasty muffin tops!

Air popper!!! Invest now, have loverly popcorn you can put real butter and salt on, and save later because popcorn in kernel form is much much cheaper than microwave!

My kid is 4 and we have the eye rolls and selective listening. Plus tantrums about clothes not "looking good!" I fear an eternal teenager...

It's an electric ear cleaner, honey.

Yes! I also like to walk up and thank the protestors for reminding me to give PP an extra donation every time is see them.

I'd like to thank the academy.....

My point is that talking to your daughters about rape minimizes their risk, not the risk of all women. If someone (not your sons! I'm not at all accusing them) is on the lookout for a person to rape, you will have mitigated the risk for your daughters, but not for women in general. So yes, the risk of those close to…