My kid is 4 and we have the eye rolls and selective listening. Plus tantrums about clothes not "looking good!" I fear an eternal teenager...

Seriously! Gold hooves! Motherfucking gold hooves! I own a horse (non-magical, sadly) and want an opportunity to dress him up as her horse.

Golf ball sized?! Aaaaaaahhhh!!!

I love your prose here.

Oh ye gods—what is kidney sand?!?!

It's an electric ear cleaner, honey.

Yes! I also like to walk up and thank the protestors for reminding me to give PP an extra donation every time is see them.

I'd like to thank the academy.....

My point is that talking to your daughters about rape minimizes their risk, not the risk of all women. If someone (not your sons! I'm not at all accusing them) is on the lookout for a person to rape, you will have mitigated the risk for your daughters, but not for women in general. So yes, the risk of those close to…

What on earth does that mean? And if it's really "killed feminism," won't we *all* find out? Feminism =/= Woman. Feminism is believing that gender does not dictate value.

Amazing how that line drawing looks just like him....or does it?!

Doctor, can you help? I'm afraid I've got JUNGLE FEVER! There's no other reason that I would be attracted to a black women!

I need to get out more if I don't see that tattooing other people's children is a reasonable thing for people in a trailer to do? Hmmmm. That's not the assumption I would make. Living in a trailer does not necessarily mean people are stupid, or only have tattoo-making for funsies and no other options.

Is a prince like you single? I think maybe the women who like assholes tend to be looking more because things don't usually work out with the assholes, but most women like people who are nice. So if no women like you, remember that you are the common denomenator.

Wow—how did you get those pictures of all women?! Because that's just how we all are!

But——not all women think he's hot....so how did that kill feminism?

"His father mustve been a black guy who raped a white girl." Are you Sherlock Holmes? Your deductive reasoning is astounding! Of course this is the only possible scenario! Of course, if we're going by the stereotypes you seem to love, if he was born "in the ghetto" his mother was more likely black, so maybe a black…

So much laughing. I just woke my dog up from her nap with my cackling. Awesome.

Like, oh, say A TATTOO OF A TEARDOP?!