"Assault with intent to penetrate" shudder. Horrible for someone to take advantage of his authority.

My boy was, when we got together, waaaay less experienced than me, so figuring out how to be able to talk without having him feel defensive was really helpful for our sex life, which is great still 15 years in. At first there was still some defensiveness, like "Other women haven't needed me to..." but I just stayed…

In Soviet Russia, pinkeye has you.

"We've just endured a winter colder than the most distant of Connecticut mothers." That is the most beautiful line I've read all week. I'd cry—but that would crack my WASPy facade.

The dog can even steer!

Although that horrible quote works great as an asshole litmus test.

First up—-talk to him about it. Sometime when you aren't hot and heavy, preferably when sexy times aren't even an option—that way it can be minimally loaded, just kind of a "hey, we have never tried oral for me. Is that something you'd be into?" That way it's not like "you have failed" or "I want this right now" and…

Jesus is super kinky! Extreme bondage, suspension, crown of thorns(ing)

I'm constantly referencing this! The boy and I yell "coin slot!" whenever one is exposed.

"Here, other children, meet your new sister!" Tenderly strokes hair and stomach, "We love her even if she's different."

I love people loving on the Iron Throne. Which celebrity would rule Westeros?

Yes!!!! And so many bath product tie-ins!!! And she could join the princess pantheon. And perhaps eliminate them, one by one.

Gonna have to put a chest freezer full of guacamole in the End Times Bunker.

Another reason is that the extra calories are not really free—-you have to eat enough to make the milk, so you have to buy more food for you. Probably doesn't add up to as much as formula, but it's not insignificant.

Did she sue/have a lawyer contact them? That's illegal retaliation!

I'm one who would prefer to not have boobs at all, much less anyone touch them—but I did breastfeed my baby for a year—it was always weird to think about abstractly about what was happening (I'm sticking what into what?!) but in practice (probably due to hormones) it was just something we did. It only hurt when she…

Great point! People don't smear most other genres with the same sort of stereotyping. Every genre has a lot of schlock.

Wow, Buffy always had COMPLETELY NOT my taste in men. I can't stand Boreanz—his acting (at least in Buffy) is sooooo wooden! The tortured vampire with a soul is one of the best characters ever—a hotty goth guy would have been my favorite forever. Instead: Boreanz. UGH!