53?! Can you even keep them straight?!
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Good on you for being honest! Having kids certainly isn't a picnic—but it also doesn't ruin everything (at least not forever?). One thing that I hadn't expected before my kid arrived was how funny she would be—sure, it might be the hormonal/love blinders, but she cracks me up. We have left her with her grandparents…
I'm surprised that they didn't touch on my house made of candy, the mirror that talks to me, and how my zillions of cats have negative impacts on my skin.
Seriously?! A man loving on his pets—that's the gateway to the ovaries right there!
Glad that we could make this all about your sexual needs, bro! That's what women all care about—if GrauGeist would "do" us with the lights on or off. I've been up nights worrying—but maybe I'll just bring my trusty paper bag, so I don't have to worry?
Seriously! Why did he stay in the class?! Totally bonkers.
The closest coffee to one of my previous Seattle-area jobs was at a Cowgirls coffee stand. I started going there when they used to be fully clothed. And then the clothes slowly started disappearing. It took until the pasties for me to really cotton on to the haps. And that explained why waaaay more trucks were going…
You are not being a poor sport at all! She can have her goals and post in ways that aren't putting down where she started and where a lot of other people still are. It's also hard to remember that we are more generous to others often than to ourselves—she might hate her body/weight at any size/shape, but legitimately…
That sounds like a whole pile of awkward/horrible situation. I'm sorry that happens to you!
What amazing parents! I have a small child who says she "Has a girl body but feels like a boy." It drives the grandparents crazy—but to me the choice is simple. Either I support my child, and it's a "phase" OR I support my child and she identifies as gender-nonconforming, OR I support my child and he transitions when…
As a Seattleite, I'm with you, Lindy.
But—-but, how else will little girls be groomed by society to be accessories if we don't have awful dolls for them to play with?
And the creepy perma-pointed feet? Those shoes are so easy to get/stay on.
Not gonna lie—totally started crying, and my child asked why, and I squeaked out "because the puppy and the horses are going to be a *family*!" and cried more. She patted me consolingly.
So sorry for your pain—a similar ex of mine just killed himself, and it's heartbreaking.
So sorry for your pain—a similar ex of mine just killed himself, and it's heartbreaking.
So sorry for your pain—a similar ex of mine just killed himself, and it's heartbreaking.
So sorry for your pain—a similar ex of mine just killed himself, and it's heartbreaking.
I actually fantasize about being small enough to fit into a pocket, but it's more about being too lazy to get myself up the stairs to bed than it is about having a creepy marriage.