Great article. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve complained to friends about how horrible people are at writing useful reviews. I wrote quite a few myself, and have come up with a few “rules” that I follow.

What? An article dedicated Nobuo Uematsu, and no mention of his band The Black Mages? Come on, now:

I'll add a few:

Windows phone, maybe? :)

Every excuse mentioned in this article can be answered by "...but that's why we can install 3rd party apps."

"Bastards! You're stealing our Thunderbolt!"

Apple has patented the Page Turn:

I was actually hoping that the patent would've been "Shh"ing the phone to be silent! That would be awesome...and intuitive. Maybe you could change the setting to "Shut the F*** UP!"

Covering two months rent is pretty damned good though. That's enough time to do something big, if you're productive enough.

Forgive me if I'm missing something here (I've been living under a technological rock over the last few weeks, even before the iPhone 5 was even announced).

"What I don't get is that Nintendo has been announcing losses (sometimes record losses) quarter after quarter"...

Ok, so being that much of our data regarding the sun was distorted by being on earth, what about all of the other measurements we keep hearing about space? Like other galaxies being billions of light years away?

"It's black, has angled wings, and a rounded cockpit. I"ll see you in court."

I use voice commands for my Droid 4 all the time. When I'm driving, I'll send a text to my GF by just saying "Send a text message to *first name*". The other day I was trying to find the nearest Domino's to do a call-in/pick up on the way home, and I just said "Find me the nearest Domino's" and it pulled up Google…

Dang, man. I wish someone would just make up a law where anytime there's a "first _______" that it's treated like a tattoo— at least make that shit meaningful. Imagine the significance if it had been a lul cat.

I know this is not the same model but I bought the K750 (for PC) last August. It was working fine up until last week, when it started to randomly type 6's. While looking up a solve for the issue, I ran across a bunch of battery-talk about my model.

It isn't so much the manufacturers skins I'm sick and tired of— it's the service providers. I have a Droid 4 and am totally fine with all the stuff Motorola packs into it. But then you have asshole services like Verizon that sticks their stupid un-uninstallable apps to fuck it all up. Sure you can hide them, but you…

Based off of your reply, you HAVE to check out this link:

You know that their designers probably had 60 other ideas, in many various directions. This one was that one that they put in the bunch as a "decoy". That's the one where you make it so bad that it sets a low bar making the others look brilliant. Of course, as things go, this is the one the higher ups wanted more than…