Uh, I agree with your main point on this, except that no, there are NO appropriate uses for Comic Sans, especially for comic book dialogue.

Anti-Apple??? Are we reading the same Gizmodo? I'm pretty sure the vast majority of readers here would agree that this site has been particularly biased in favor of Apple for a LONG time. 3/4 of the writers here are Apple Fanboys, including Jesus Diaz. I was actually taken aback that he wrote this article. He must've…

You thought that original brown Zune was pretty? Did you have your beer goggles on that day?

Stylus is "not awesome"? What's up with that? One of the major reasons why I haven't bought a tablet is because none of the few that I've considered have stylus support. The Pro version sounds like they're expecting graphics professionals to use programs such as the Adobe products, so of course they want stylus to be…

It sounds to me like all of these would've failed my first test: Does it float?

To be fair, Zuck has a pretty generic face...

It wouldn't be radioactive— it got washed out before the reactors went down.

"About five million tons of crap washed into the ocean..."

I would more likely vote for his brother: "WouldSellMyMotherFor$$$"

Kevin Bacon?

Timothy Dalton should have stopped while he was ahead... in Flash Gordon.

Pretty cool. HOWEVER: one of the greatest parts about the wanting to fly a Viper is taking off by turbo boost and embedding your eyeballs to the back of your head. Without that, it's just another spaceship. :/

This article only talks about media, but what about products? My experience is that product reviews are horrible. Here are some pet peeves of mine when it comes to reviews:

I don't care if they caught it today or a million years ago. 21 feet is me X 4 (27 feet would be X5). That's pretty spectacular to me!

Before I met my GF, I actually did quite a bit of online dating. Being the career-minded type that I am, I took the same approach to dating profiles as I do with writing up my resume: put your best foot forward, but don't bullshit people. A resume might get you the job, but if you can't live up to it, it will come…

My math might be wrong here, but isn't 31 billion dollars enough to give 620,000,000 people $50,000 each?

Dammit! I was all ready to break out my wrist-mantled crossbows and football shoulder pads.

On the other hand, they've been around since 2000 B.C. There's something to be said about staying power.

I knew it! There's no such things as stars!

The Warning list is really actually a Things-To-Do-With-Such-Awesomeness list.