I assume they broke up later sitting on a door.

Well maybe if they do it right, the fatality rate can be ramped up faster than 5 seconds. Maybe just poison people as they get into the cars. Mustard gas is at least period appropriate.

Hey, when you publicly care about things, you're gonna draw the wrath of South Park.

The fatality rate of the Wonder Woman ride—and the quality of nearby snacks—is yet to be seen.

"Young sharks call it 'eating a tourist', and it's the latest drug fad sweeping the nation. Are your sharks doing it? Special report, tonight at 11."

Dick Wolf Announces New Season of The Dick Wolf Murders in Letter to the Police

I have been messaging my friends since this happened with lines from Anna Wintour Takes Some Calls.

Well just because a movie doesn't deserve it doesn't mean Crash didn't win anyway.

I grew up in the RLDS church, and I remember being absolutely dumbfounded that modern humans fell for his nonsense. My baptism was the beginning of the end for me in the church.

It's like looking in a mirror!

Oh god, what if I'm Randy Newman!

Maybe he's been posting here for years. Can we really be sure one of us isn't already Randy Newman?

Yeah, but then, like, they'll have to wash their hands, and good luck finding any clean water to wash your hands with! Enjoy my dried blood all over your hands, rich people!

The upside of climate change: it'll affect awful people, too.

The theory I heard is that her family disowned her for being gay and/or she ran away as a teenager.

I was so disappointed that this song was not in the trailer. I hope it's at least in the movie.

You gotta stop getting your meth from those bees.

It's a boy!

"OUR CHASSIS HAVE GOT SKULLS ON THEM"

Now, let's see if she can get on the boards of the other three organizations.