The crocodile emoji has been taken, and now I have nothing to live for.

Why did you have to remind me about episode 4? Now I've wet my pants laughing again.

I've been calling him J-Grobes. A friend and I were in New York and stopped by Broadway to pick up a Playbill his mother had asked for since she's in love with Groban. I offered to sign it "Dear Dianne, nice tits. Love, J-Grobes." My friend declined to send that message to his mother for some reason.

And there's no way the FCC will ever let any of it be shown again.

That's not even his real hat.

But he also doesn't take responsibility for anything that looks like a failure. He'd be in a real fix there.

Oh, absolutely. I have no interest in coddling people who want me dead. Might as well act as if they're not a factor since their behavior is the same either way.

Are these gentlemen from A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-1 Plumbing?

Nah, give it less than a day, and he'll be tweeting about how it wasn't his decision to resign, and he was forced out by the corrupt/rigged/swampy whatever, and there he'll have years worth of troglodyte rage sustaining him.

Borderline? No.

"guest"

> Do you think we'll ever see the AV Club again?
> I'm sure we will, honey [AV Club is sucked into the engine of a giant Kinja] I'm sure we will.

#6 - Sorry, MLA, Gizmodo's spoken.

"That requires a beating with the oar"

Actual answer, it's the French word for "flea".

Followup questions: do we need wigs to comment here? Will we be provided with loaner wigs if we don't have our own?

Were we supposed to be tipping the writers here?

We've been playing other games over at the Avocado, but I guess we could start a blackjack group. Blackjack usually takes a week to play, right?

Especially lobsters!

But new commenters (or people who don't use the claim form for whatever reason) will still need to be approved by AVC staff?