I got tired of hearing "bright side" and "silver lining" real fast.

Most people just call it Urban Dictionary.

Going into a pun thread unprepared is a luge-luge scenario.

Whatever plays him, it should be rabid.

I read that somewhere.

And there's that weird way his mouth never seems to quite synch up with his voice.

Is there still no shrugging emoji?

Lots of inventors make mistakes.

Woah, hey there, MLA. No need to fly off the handle like that.

Sure, but maybe if you add up a bunch of them, it counts the same as one man's testimony?

Do you think he knows Boeing-Field Kirkland?

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a disturbingly erotic night."

Only if they can get the actresses to play each other. I'd watch that. It'd be like a full season of the trope where a therapist suggests roleplay to work through some issues, and it never goes well.

He benefits from the fact that the story already exists, and has been "planned" ahead of time.

See also: "Snowcucks"

This one time, a brown recluse spider named O'Hara bit me on the face, and it was a nicer O'Hara than Phi Phi.

Mel Brooks didn't try to pants the president? This is news? Why don't you tell me when he does pants somebody. And before you ask, no, I have not read the interview yet.

I came here to say this list is invalid without Skiddoo.

As a member of a gay choir, I got to perform with her a few years ago. She was our guest star, singing with us on her 77th birthday. It was clear that her age was catching up with her, but she also clearly lived for performance. People on the risers who could see the wings tell me she would come out on stage bright…

I take little comfort in that. I'm trying to remember the last time I was told a beloved celebrity was going to be okay… oh right, yesterday morning.