Get your laws all over my body.

You're tearing me apart, Lois! Do you understand life? Do you?

I got a "Gwendoline Christie spanked" alert for th— oh. Oh, carry on, then.

I'm still not convinced it doesn't sound great, but I'm going to guess you and I have different goals at a party.

A friend pointed out that there must surely be a long outtake reel of all of her answers to "What do I always tell you?"

Yeah, I feel like maybe RuPaul's Drag Race has already been mocking reality shows pretty effectively for oh… seven or eight seasons.

When are they going to give us the full frontal nudity we've been asking for for years?

If you had told me 10 years ago that a rapping dinosaur would threaten to stab me in the face, I would have… I don't know. Gotten a restraining order?

There's a quote from her that always gets brought up, which I'm going to haphazardly misquote here:

I would never… yank your… leg.

Give me a film adaptation of Christopher Moore's Lamb, and I will watch the fuck out of that.

It's one of my favorite songs, and easily one of the best performances of it.

She comes so close in the opening sequence, but she can't even seem to bite through her own fist.

I once knew most of the lyrics to this song, and now they're gone forever.

I have plans for a Charassic Park. I just need the funding for seven miles of barbed wire and a private island.

I disagree. Imagine that movie without her.

You think I don't own all/both of Carol Channing's movies?

I have long held that any movie would be improved with Carol Channing in the cast. I can support this other hypothesis as well.

So it's like Bitcoin then.

It's not even a cleverly named gimmick account, to say nothing of its execution.