The frogurt is also drugged.

Well now I do.

TGI no-different-from-any-other F.

Once again, they shut down for a holiday weekend, and I resist the urge to test whether their comment moderators get the weekend off, too.

Not a bad thing. Drunken floozies are great, just not for this song.

There is a surplus of saccharine, uplifting Christmas music out there. Sad songs don't need their edges blunted.

This is why I love this site's commenters. And to think they did it all without Simpsons_Quote_Generator's help.

Greatest, either by quality or by volume.

Upvoted to get this hat thread sorted higher.

I think safety in prisons is something worth advocating for, to the degree that I'm not willing to joke about rape and other violence in prison.

It would also be nice if maybe the thing he did with the vital, life-saving medication could be illegal from now on.

The lube helps the tequila go down smoother.

This also serves as an excellent answer for any prying questions at the upcoming family Christmas gatherings.

What? But no, if it's a quote-generator thread, he doesn't belong there, and as long as his post is completely off-topic, it should be fine.

It's only a matter of time before someone gives us a version of this on a ten-hour loop.

It has to include the Guy Posting in the Wrong Thread at least once.

Madea Saves Ernest

I have wanted to abandon so many fictional families.

If it helps at all, I have heard that Tituss Burgess is planning a tour.

Next year's Word of the Year will be a feeling.