I've seen gay porn—plenty of it—and AHS is not gay porn.

It's not easy, and each year, I like to note the point where I'm just sick and fucking tired of movies. At one movie a day (minus Sundays, which don't count for the 40 days of Lent [I'm not religious, but I've learned a lot about the liturgical calendar over the years of doing this]), the point of fatigue usually…

Honestly, Ryan Murphy might be more successful if he just directed gay porn. I'd watch more of it than the last three seasons of American Horror Story.

Every year for Lent, I watch 40 movies I've never seen before. Every year, I like to end with a religiously-themed movie. Over the last ten years, I've done things like Ben-Hur, The Passion of the Christ, Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter, and The Gospel According to Saint Matthew.

As a gay man, I have to say Tina, but not for sex reasons. She's just funnier. Not that Amy isn't funny, just not as funny as Tina.

AV Club meet-up in hell!

A writer of my acquaintance told the story of how he was diagnosed as HIV-positive. He told his new boyfriend at the time (now his old husband, so there's a happy ending here), who responded something like "So you got slut cancer, who cares?"

Well, I'm not carnival personnel or anything, but I do alright.

Would anyone be upset if we stopped talking about the Big Bang Theory and just turned this thread into quotes from The Jerk?

Oh, I also had a fighter named Ingmar Fightingmansson (based on early editions of D&D where the fighter class was literally called Fighting Man). Ingmar died very, very early in the game, so his identical twin brother, Magnus Fightingmansson, showed up. If Magnus were to die, I assured my DM that they had sisters,…

I specifically never use fantasy names. My last few characters have been named Scott Finch (a gnome), Ken Lee (to get that song stuck in the DM's head every session), Mark Trail (a dwarven monk, because something in the woods needs punching, and Mark Trail is the man to do it), and Jeff (a drag queen bard who performs…

Even her family is like, "… Who?"

"Sir, a letter came for you. Well, an internet comment."
"Barbara, you know I can't read! Get that garbage out of my face! Now where where we? What number were we up to in the Police Academies?"

Well, it's not a story just about Oprah's involvement. They're not listing out Carol Burnett, Steven Spielberg, and notable black woman Oprah Winfrey. She is one of several celebrities listed, who, it is noted, are all black celebrities.

She has been replaced by another slender young blonde, and no one watching the show seems to have noticed yet.

"All" employees "must" "wash hands" before returning to "work."

You know what, basically everybody in Fisher King.

At the international trade summit:

I first heard this song as a jazzy ukulele cover, and that will always be the canonical version in my heart.

Yeah, the original Count also died. Pretty recently, too.