Oh Jesus, the old Sherlock sketch. Thank whatever gods took that down. I tried to watch it myself, but then decided it was for the best because I didn't want to feel suicidal after all.

When whatever network that was ran that stupid show The Event, I almost wanted to watch it because of the Quiz Broadcast sketches. Then I realized it wasn't going to have anything to do with those sketches, so I just remained indoors and tried not to think about The Event.

I was just singing his theme song in the shower this morning. But I haven't been called a kid for a very long time, so I'm going to guess no.

I saw a screening of his documentary in Seattle. When we had sat down, my boyfriend very gently pointed out that Big Bird was sitting in front of me. Caroll Spinney was sitting so close to me I could have touched him and his wife without even standing up. I had a quiet little meltdown.

I also love that he is perhaps the most perfectly named person there has ever been.

Wait, which one is Joel? He's the prop comic, right? Ahhh. Thanks, but I'm busy that day.

I had to look it up to make sure she wasn't Matt Lucas in drag.

Oh crap, now he can never quit.

Hey, go easy on him, he's a Trump supporter. You know he ain't been quite right in the head since the accident.

The AV Club
Time to retire that old meme.

"Catheter? I just met 'er!"

"So I was talking to my wife last night, and the groundskeeper comes along and is like 'Sir, the cemetery is closing for the night.'"

"Okay, so we've got two Pixar movies, that Minions thing, a DreamWorks picture, and a.. wait. Guys, is this Anomalisa thing… is it Pixar or DreamWorks? There must have been a mistake."

Are you saying that if Charlie Kaufman's new movie wins Best Animated Feature, it would be… anomalousa?

And what about that airline food, am I right?

Can we at least agree that Queen Amidala survived, went into hiding, and went on to be played by Debbie Reynolds in the sequels?

I can never talk to someone named Lopez without wanting to shout it for hours.

Well, I didn't vote for him.

"When I said that the last thing in the world I wanted was to see another shitty Star Wars, this is not what I had in mind."

That goes without saying.