How many were there? Three? Four? I want to say at least one of them was a girl?

I never saw Xena, either, but I did perform with her in a production of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes in Seattle about ten years ago. And by "perform" I mean I was in the chorus, and she was the big name draw we had for the performance, and she probably doesn't even remember that show now. But she signed my program and…

That makes no sense. Why would she carry a harpoon. There ain't no whales!

It would be great if more people yelled at Jimmy Fallon and kicked him in the balls, just generally.

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…or "estranged wife".

I think we can all agree on a general moratorium on death all around. Nobody die for a while, okay?

I know, we'd all rather have him to ourselves than see Barbra touch him, but we can't. His beautiful face belongs to everyone.

She never existed. Even in episodes about her, the video they show at the end is only tangentially related to the subject matter, and never of his sister. Though just once, it'd be great if they showed grainy old footage of an empty room with some arbitrary space on screen indicated as "My Sister".

Her character in The Goldbergs is the only member of the family not based on a real person. A sister was added to make the family dynamic more interesting.

"He reached up and pulled at the corners of his eyebrows with his fingers, widening them slightly. It looked kind of painful, which I guess he was kind of into."

When I was graduating from high school, my parents kept asking me what I wanted to major in. Every time, I told them I would major in either trivia and be a professional game show contestant or in comedy and never apply it to anything useful. They declined to pay for that education.

At the very least, he shouldn't talk to any other men, unless they're talking about one of the women.

Yeah, they make some reference toward the end about a button they read as "pooberty? Probably not very important." Maybe as she goes through that, her anger and fear become more feminized.

I saw it in 3-D at a film festival, and while I definitely agree that the gender stereotyping seen in the parents' heads was a little tedious, I decided to interpret it as being still from the perspective of the little girl, who sees her parents as role models for masculinity and femininity. All the characters whose…

Yeeeah. He's a manifestation of innocence and childhood in a Pixar movie. Sorry I ruined 20 years of movies that already exist for you.

For the rest of his life, Richard Kind is going to have to deal with people bursting into tears just hearing his voice.

I saw it in a preview, and just seeing that this review had been posted had me teary-eyed. Then I got to the part about Bing-Bong, and I had to step away from my computer.

Either that or becoming hateful enemies.

I say it a lot, and I'm going to keep saying it in hopes that it gets to someone who can make it happen: