These stories are such a damned shame.  The guy has a warehouse full of cool and exciting cars, but he refuses to drive them.  Instead, he drives a car so bland and joyless that he doesn’t even remember what kind it is.  C’mon people: cars are meant to be driven.  

This is the worst part of car culture. “I didn’t want it, but I thought other people would pay lots of money for it, so I just shoved in a closet for 10 years!”

Much like every leased base model 3 series in white on the road. All this is doing is opening the door to more of these people.

I am looking forward to the Cadillac e-Dab

- 05 smart fortwo coupe
- 05 smart fortwo cabrio
- 12 smart fortwo coupe
- 16 smart fortwo edition #1

Unless it’s a BMW crossover.

Hmm, good question.

2 articles mentioning this car as extremely beautiful/near perfect looking. Always loves it for being small and awd but I’ve always had to fight past the styling. I really dislike the look but it sounds like I’m in the minority. Either way, shame to see a small fun car that can beat winter on the chopping block.

I have been hoping for the opportunity to deploy this custom GIF in the most appropriate environment. Sure, I’ve used it before. But this... This is fate!

I’ll toss some Nickelback in the CD changer and just float down main street in my midwest hometown before stopping by the local Sizzler

Just for the Lexus part, btw. Acura can go suck it.

So if I’m reading correctly, the hot take from this article is “It’s ok to buy a high mileage car if it’s meticulously maintained”. Astonishing 

Something in my... nucleus... tells me that this seller is a real douche.

Surely visibility plays a factor in this as well. Cars might have all sorts of cameras and gizmos, but never have they had so little glass where it counts. Rear 3/4 visibility is almost extinct, and even straight rearward visibility is almost gone...

Oh, hey, the song they should have played at the Superbowl.

Seriously?

I really love these cars but they’re not special enough to be worth 3 times KBB values. Maybe if it had low miles and didn’t have body damage it would be worth this but it’s a bit of a stretch.

Has anyone with an impressive mustache been called upon to solve a murder most foul, but also beguilingly complex? If not, I am happy to airlift in with a box of Huggies.